that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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