This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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