No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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