she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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