I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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