It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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