Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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