the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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