would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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