You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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