i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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