So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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