i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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