Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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