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  • Submitted by Carma1369 on May 20, 10 at 9:31am

    Not sure any sized chick would be lucky to have 30 seconds of sex with someone as shallow as you!!

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 9:07pm

      Why does he find big girls attractive when he's drunk? Repressed fetish, perhaps?

  • Submitted by JackBerton on May 20, 10 at 9:22am

    The only awkward part will be her turning you down. But, with standards like that, you'll be fine.

  • Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on May 20, 10 at 11:38am

    I commend you for your honesty sir.

  • Submitted by SaraJean on May 20, 10 at 12:34pm

    So you feel bad about the terrible performance, but she is still lucky?

  • Submitted by cwelkman on May 20, 10 at 3:44pm

    Now this is a fucking great TFLN post compared to the other 99% of the fake ass shit put on here by some loser living in moms basement.

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    Submitted by RWHGHP on May 20, 10 at 11:34am

    Kansas.

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    Submitted by djdannyblanco on May 21, 10 at 2:44am

    Ur gonna wake up with a condom hangin outta your ass watch

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    Submitted by cwelkman on Aug 18, 10 at 12:34pm

    How is she lucky scoring with a loser who still lives in moms basement

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    Submitted by cbtango on May 21, 10 at 3:51pm

    Lucky? Poor girl

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    Submitted by chucktownbluv on May 21, 10 at 5:56am

    Haha, amazing.

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    Submitted by atreus on May 24, 10 at 2:48am

    Are you my long lost twin? I coulda swore I said those same words last night. Cheers, happy plumping

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    Submitted by TheRealist on May 23, 10 at 2:19am

    So true, and for Carma1369, spoken like a true woman who has never been layed.

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      Submitted by poppetsauce on Nov 22, 10 at 6:37am

      I've been laid plenty. And as a women I can guarantee that no women is luck y for 30 seconds of sex. I can only hope the girls he hits on have higher standards.

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    Submitted by anonymouse1 on May 20, 10 at 11:39am

    Standards FTW

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    Submitted by Serec on May 20, 10 at 8:46pm

    Cwelkman: alot of the stuff on here is fake, most likely including this one.

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    Submitted by whurt86 on May 20, 10 at 6:21pm

    Haha, funny as hell

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 10 at 10:54am

    Like it bud

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    Submitted by curbstomper81 on May 25, 10 at 1:14am

    this is funny