Got a toothbrush?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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