They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
How does one acquire holy water?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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