I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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