Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
bring money and cleavage
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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