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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 12:12am

    Some of this text doesn't make sense but, I wish I had your life translates to I wish I looked like you. If a girl is hot and I am guarenteed sex then I think most guys would do this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 6:03pm

    Me toooo. You win.

  • Submitted by PIMP on Mar 9, 10 at 7:38pm

    Some guys will stick their dicks in any hole.

  • Submitted by heyoh on Mar 9, 10 at 6:18pm

    WIN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 10:54pm

    Why does this happen to me?

  • Submitted by lickmyclit09 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:29pm

    50 bucks she has big tits

  • Submitted by carlp on Mar 10, 10 at 12:11am

    must be hot

  • Submitted by maskedman on Mar 10, 10 at 3:51am

    How many times do we have to go through this? If girl is not hideous looking it is easy for her to get laid. \n\nIf the guy took his first glance at her and thought,"I want to stick my penis in that",this chick could've vomited on his mother, and he would have still fucked her.

  • Submitted by jtplr on Mar 9, 10 at 10:07pm

    Good times

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    Submitted by lascivious on Mar 9, 10 at 6:26pm

    ha I feel like this would happen to me..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 5:36pm

    Oh how I love chi-town suburbanites!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 8:34pm

    Obviously she said the things about the lights and hearing because she was wasted.and it didn't make sense.there's nothin explain she was just wasted

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    Submitted by m15f1t on Mar 10, 10 at 3:28am

    No shit she got laid guys don't care

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    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 9, 10 at 7:02pm

    http://girlonthetoilet.tumblr.com/

  • Submitted by jbubbya on Mar 9, 10 at 8:50pm

    It she wasn't so drunk she could use my tounge to wipe when she was finished... But I wouldn't want to take advantage.

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    Submitted by $$$ on Mar 9, 10 at 8:22pm

    Haha made my day better

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    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Mar 9, 10 at 11:20pm

    LMFAOOOO!

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    Submitted by nonparfumee on Mar 24, 10 at 9:23am

    This tfln is retarded. DERP

  • Submitted by skip2mylou_E on Mar 9, 10 at 6:30pm

    That's happened to me real awkward til the sex then it's forgivable

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    Submitted by SammiixSue on Sep 17, 10 at 6:45am

    I went to a show once the day after my birthday and was flirting with this guy the whole time, then I puked from smoking so many birthday blunts, dragged him with me to hold my hair back, and he still kissed me that night. He's now my boyfriend.

  • Submitted by Britbrat20 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:26pm

    I am confused about why having the lights off would prevent someone from hearing you pee. I have re read about 5 time. Someone please explain.

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      Submitted by lickmyclit09 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:30pm

      are you REALLY that stupid....obviously she was drunk.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 6:54am

    I would have thrust my cock into her mouth while she was pissing and stuck it in her ass wen she finished sucking it

  • Submitted by kcs99 on Mar 10, 10 at 12:28am

    8:26 - the OP forgot to say "she" was THAT WASTED. Apparently you are not one of the posters who are sick of that statement since you seem to need it for clarification.

  • Submitted by Ninijoe41 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:00pm

    Happens