So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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