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  • Submitted by matt530 on Feb 27, 11 at 11:21pm

    Can we take a moment and consider the possibility that this poor man may be going through with a sex change operation the next day?

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Feb 27, 11 at 5:48pm

    "Hey babe don't get mad. I fucked her brains out the day BEFORE I proposed to you." etched on his tombstone.

  • Submitted by Phys on Feb 27, 11 at 6:23pm

    Talk about a good way to make him second guess that decision to become official

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    Submitted by cfreymaec on Feb 27, 11 at 5:53pm

    And why are you not marrying this girl?

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      Submitted by wuddahull on Feb 27, 11 at 9:38pm

      because shes a whore?

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        Submitted by sillyrabbit84 on Feb 27, 11 at 10:33pm

        Whores get paid..... she's a free :)

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        Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 27, 11 at 10:53pm

        What comes around goes around.

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          Submitted by sillyrabbit84 on Feb 27, 11 at 11:39pm

          your irrelevant comment has been noted :)

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          Submitted by thebatman on Feb 28, 11 at 1:57am

          What goes around is all around

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    Submitted by sillyrabbit84 on Feb 27, 11 at 5:38pm

    but what is going to happen to his penis....

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    Submitted by BondDaddy on Feb 27, 11 at 7:05pm

    Sluts, making dreams come true. God bless all of them.

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      Submitted by YeastyPaper on Feb 27, 11 at 9:57pm

      agree...one hundred percent

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    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Feb 28, 11 at 8:17am

    Official could mean being an official couple, not necessarily married

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    Submitted by TheHotMom on Feb 28, 11 at 1:59am

    This so had to be two dudes and one is becoming a woman... Why else would someone have a going away party for a penis!?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 11 at 4:38pm

    Strong island baby

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    Submitted by ZUMassSlamherst on Feb 27, 11 at 5:23pm

    that is hot.

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    Submitted by wtfisgoinon on Feb 27, 11 at 7:46pm

    way to be classy

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    Submitted by Shamrocks on Feb 27, 11 at 5:05pm

    Who r you

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    Submitted by valekseye on Feb 28, 11 at 11:59pm

    Guessing he's becoming a monk or pastor or something

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    Submitted by thebatman on Feb 28, 11 at 2:20am

    inb4Taipan screaming about having morals. \n\nPower to the horny women of the world!

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      Submitted by Taipan on Feb 28, 11 at 12:17pm

      The exclamation point at the end of your statement indicates that you're the one screaming. Yes, power to the horny women of the world; horny doesn't have to equal slutty. The text sounds like this guy has been sleeping with this chick while seeing another woman, and thinks it's ok because they're "not official." He's a jerk and she's no better.

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        Submitted by lorax84 on Mar 1, 11 at 4:37pm

        Fucking two chicks at the same time doesn't make you a jerk, unless you have lied about it. It's just like a woman to think that once she gives up the pussy the guy is locked in a relationship, or is cheating if he fucks someone else.

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          Submitted by mj007 on Mar 2, 11 at 1:31am

          i totally agree with ^^ that dude, women are SO retarded sometimes, sex is sex, damn. and i am a woman... lol. and still REALLY curious as to where his penis is going... who ever posted this text needs to tell me...