I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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