I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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