Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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