i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He kissed a someone with a penis
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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