you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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