Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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Well, I met his girlfriend...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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