In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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