I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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