You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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