hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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