He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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