At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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