oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We smell like vodka and hangover
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