I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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