Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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