used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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