idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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