When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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