Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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