I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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Alive.
So much puke
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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