Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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