There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
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even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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