I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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