Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Everything about him screamed your future.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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