"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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