the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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don't judge my taste in strippers
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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