I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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