This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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