wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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